Simple Friend & Real Friend 2024.

A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps
himself.

A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real friend has shoulders
soggy from your tears.

A Simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A Real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A Simple Friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A Real friend comes early to help you cook & stays late to help you clean.

A Simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A Real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A Simple friend seeks to talk with you
about your problems.
A Real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A Simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real friend could blackmail you with it.

A Simple friend thinks the friendship is
over when you have an argument.
A Real friend calls you after you had a
fight.

A Simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real friend expects to always be there for you!